Liberal Compliment

Liberal Word

Ronnie Righteous: “Gosh Lance, lately it seems that you’ve become such a LIBERAL.”

Lance Lefty: “Aww, thanks Ronnie!”

RR: “Wait, no… that wasn’t a compliment!”

LL: “It sure seemed like one.”

RR: “No, you see – I’m a CONSERVATIVE. You are a LIBERAL. Do you even know what these words mean?”

LL: “Well, let’s see. According to this dictionary, liberal means ‘unprejudiced, unbigoted, broad-minded, enlightened, progressive, advanced, modern, forward-looking, forward-thinking, broad-based…’ Which of these did you mean?”

RR: “Stupid liberal dictionary makers!”

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